at this point...

[strangeanimal]

... I'm seriously considering going down to the financial district wearing a suit and a sandwich board.

but should I summarize my resumé in very large print, or just blow it up to fit? and which color sandwich board screams "hire me"??

that, and "Will Work For A Reasonable Salary And Decent Benefits" doesn't quite have the same ring to it as "Will Work For Food".

it's always something. *shrug*

Comments

[hagdinvincible.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Well if you REALLY wanted to catch some eyes, you could go with fishnet stockings and a sandwich board that said "CORPORATE WHORE FOR HIRE!!" . . . I sometimes get the feeling, anyway, that all any company is really looking for is somebody they can metaphorically bend over the desk and . . . well, you know.

Sorry, I am rantingly cynical today. I really do wish you the best of luck with the job hunt, and hope that you don't have to resort to the fishnest stockings! ;) --Hag

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[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

I do have the legs for them... it's a little cold yet for the short skirts though. ;)

[hagdinvincible.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, good point. :) --Hag