huh.

[strangeanimal]

...yoinked from canadakicksass

Dismayed Americans contemplate Canada

what is this, I move down here and everyone wants to leave??

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[angelamermaid.livejournal.com]

No, it just means the next phase of Canadian world domination is beginning. :-)

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[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

that works for me. :)

canada us relations

[b-spider.livejournal.com]

Combining two replies in one the Canada/USA thing and funny people/comedy thing.

A quote from Rick Mercer (another funny man)
"Canada's bigger and we're on top...if this was prison the US would be our bitch."

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[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

we have that quote on our fridge. :)

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[b-spider.livejournal.com]

Courtesy of Colin Mochrie from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" CBC Television

"On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

Finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you. "

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[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

on the list of Canadian things I miss, the CBC is right up there. slightly below free healthcare.

[newschick.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, did no one explain to you the REAL reason you moved down there? Yes, marrying Rox is all well and good, but you're SUPPOSED to be infiltrating the American way of life, and spreading the Good Word that is Canada. Sheesh!

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[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

so I'm pretty much a John A. MacDonald's Witness?

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[newschick.livejournal.com]

hee hee, yes! Go door to door with a case of Canadian and preach it, brother!

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[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

Moosehead. But, yeah. :)