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strangeanimal... on IMDB's bottom 100 films of all time, "From Justin To Kelly" is still #1.
"Gigli" doesn't have enough votes to hit the charts yet, but at its current rating, it'd be #10. that's a lower rating than "Glitter", folks.
that's a lower rating than "Kazaam", folks. when your movie is worse than something starring SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, that's a bad sign.
just as long as Celine Dion doesn't decide to take up acting... *shudder*
"Gigli" doesn't have enough votes to hit the charts yet, but at its current rating, it'd be #10. that's a lower rating than "Glitter", folks.
that's a lower rating than "Kazaam", folks. when your movie is worse than something starring SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, that's a bad sign.
just as long as Celine Dion doesn't decide to take up acting... *shudder*
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Date: 2003-08-02 12:30 pm (UTC)Yes, she sucked. I'm just hoping she realized it before she gets at it again and steal Madonna's Worst Actress title.
I tell ya!
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Date: 2003-08-02 12:45 pm (UTC)that is all.
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Date: 2003-08-03 06:49 am (UTC)MST3K, we need you now more than ever!
Date: 2003-08-02 12:33 pm (UTC)whatever it may be, the worst film of all time MUST be one of the projects starring Terry "Hulk" Hogan. Be it "Santa With Muscles", "Mr Nanny", or "Suburban Commando", or maybe even one of his projects that I've managed to completely erase from my memory...
Re: MST3K, we need you now more than ever!
Date: 2003-08-02 12:42 pm (UTC)whatcha gonna do, brotha?
Date: 2003-08-02 02:09 pm (UTC)I voted for it. ;-)
okay okay okay, here we go:
Justin Guarini plays an up-and-coming professional wrestler who gets discovered by Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster decides to take Justin under his wing and crafts him into a superstar. Kelly Clarkson plays Kelly, a female fan who immediately falls in love with Justin upon seeing him at SummerSlam!, which of course gets her fiancee Joey (played by David Arquette) and her father (none other than William Shatner) both quite upset. Her friends (the other two chicks from Crossroads) tell her to go for it, and they roadtrip to St Louis to meet Justin. (Why a roadtrip? Cameos galore!) But Joey gets wise to Kelly's plan and gets hellbent on bodyslamming Justin.
Shaq plays Justin's bodyguard.
And this bucket of slop would be directed by a chimpanzee, or the ghost of Bert I. Gordon. Whichever's cheaper.
Re: whatcha gonna do, brotha?
Date: 2003-08-03 06:50 am (UTC)and shouldn't there be a Wayans brother in there somewhere??
other than that though, I say you get this puppy optioned. I'll co-executive produce for two points off the top.
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Date: 2003-08-02 05:07 pm (UTC)I do have high hopes for Gigli. From what I've read, it has a solid chance to stay in the top 10.
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Date: 2003-08-03 06:52 am (UTC)This just in
Date: 2003-08-05 01:05 pm (UTC)That did not take long at all. Whoa, mamma!
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