57 channels, nothing on?

[strangeanimal]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
strangeanimal And donkey (TNN, 2:30): strangeanimal (Joaquin Phoenix) buys thothmeister (Sal Mineo) a goat. On the other side of town, gspchrisl (Gary Cooper) dances with linaerys (Halle Berry). Soon afterwards, rdcf (Mila Kunis) trades toothbrushs with traypup (Elijah Wood). Later that day, chuckr (Roy Rogers) overhears kittenfishlambs (Pamela Anderson Lee) talking about pacifism. Then, chicachery_cola (Max von Sydow) and fierygrrrl (Ana Gasteyer) try out for a volleyball team. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Joaquin Phoenix???



Episode two...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
strangeanimal And Me (TNN, 2:30): strangeanimal (Joaquin Phoenix) takes sboyko (David Schwimmer)'s lawyer on a date and ends up necking. Later that day, emthefrog (Erika Christensen) draws a picture on cz_journal (Jane Fonda)'s forehead. On the other side of town, boondocks (Petula Clark) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but linaerys (Halle Berry) eats them all. Also, rdcf (Mila Kunis) and jerseyotaku (Greg Kinnear) collaborate on writing a romance novel. The next day, savageknight (Tobey Maguire) makes fun of thothmeister (Sal Mineo) for enjoying ballet. (Closed captioned.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

and the last known episode...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
strangeanimal And bull (TNN, 2:30): strangeanimal (Joaquin Phoenix) convinces lady_roboto (Al Jolson) to learn to speak Tlingit. That weekend, rymo (Lindsay Lohan) and ayakoholic (Morgan Fairchild) perform slapstick at a deli. Afterwards, good_enough (Vivian Hsu) gets a job as secretary to angelamermaid (Neal, Shaquille ). In the next town over, timspleen (Kevin Costner) dances with tsmaster (Selma Blair). Also, thothmeister (Sal Mineo) buys chuckr (Roy Rogers)'s old pineapple. Insanity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I am so not ordering that station...

Comments

[thothmeister.livejournal.com]

I got some weird ones too:

My LiveJournal Sitcom
notepad and english muffin (NBC, 9:00): thothmeister (Sal Mineo) borrows irregular_comic (Chow Yun Fat)'s car to drive to the beach. Upstairs, sciencefiction (Brooke Shields) accidentally breaks gothamajp (Lon Chaney)'s baby photo. Meanwhile, niall_ (Christina Ricci) gets a job as secretary to jait (Ali Larter). Then, hidi (Lisa Kudrow) wipes ramaxela (Stephen Baldwin)'s laptop. Later, swestrup (Charles Bronson) convinces budgie_uk (Tia Carrere) to buy a bicycle. Hilarious results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I got an error trying to add in other ones...

Who's Sal Mineo? The name is familiar, but I can't picture his face...

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

he was in a James Dean movie or two... probably Rebel Without A Cause.

"strangeanimal and donkey" cracked me up...

[rymo.livejournal.com]

And I'm still being played by Lindsay Lohan. Guh.

even worse, the first time I typed that, I missed the 'p'...heh.

I can only guess that slapstick is some sort of hardcore wrestling match, based on my previous encounter with ayakoholic...and it's DELICATESSAN rules! Joey "OHMYGOD!" Styles commentates.

Re: "strangeanimal and donkey" cracked me up...

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

"...and he hits him with the Corned Beef-ahajime!!"

Possible bumps?

[rymo.livejournal.com]

Blinding someone by throwing salt in their eyes a la Mr Fuji, but since it's a delicatessan, it's kosher salt.

Van Daminator with a thing of pastrami.

Better yet, pick up a couple legs of lamb and just start spinning around in circles with 'em like Terry Funk at the first ECW Barely Legal.

Re: Possible bumps?

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

mmmm... extreme lunch meat...

Olive loaf.

[rymo.livejournal.com]

That HAS to be the hardcore lunchmeat. That stuff's scary like Mr Pogo.

Re: Olive loaf.

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

the pimento brings a new level of danger.

[savageknight.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything strange about thothmeister getting a goat. The fact that he's so fond of them is what's scary... :)

And of course Spider-Man wants to play me :) And there's nothing strange about me poking fun at thothmeister! It's like real life! :)

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

ah, once again life imitates art. except maybe the goat thing.

[thothmeister.livejournal.com]

Goats no. I'm a cat person.

(No not like that you sick fffreak!)

[savageknight.livejournal.com]

Sure sure. I still remember the scene.

"here pussy pussy... meow meow..."

MROWR! Ffft!! *swish*

"Aah..." :>