57 channels, nothing on?

My LiveJournal Sitcom
strangeanimal And donkey (TNN, 2:30): strangeanimal (Joaquin Phoenix) buys thothmeister (Sal Mineo) a goat. On the other side of town, gspchrisl (Gary Cooper) dances with linaerys (Halle Berry). Soon afterwards, rdcf (Mila Kunis) trades toothbrushs with traypup (Elijah Wood). Later that day, chuckr (Roy Rogers) overhears kittenfishlambs (Pamela Anderson Lee) talking about pacifism. Then, chicachery_cola (Max von Sydow) and fierygrrrl (Ana Gasteyer) try out for a volleyball team. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Joaquin Phoenix???

( more episodes follow, until it gets cancelled... )

I am so not ordering that station...