be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting fund-waisers.

[strangeanimal]

... remember kids, guns don't hurt people. Vice-Presidents with reallllllly bad aim hurt people.

and when you go shooting penned-up birds 20 feet from your car hunting, always bring a full medical team. because you never know.

and try not to look like a 6-inch tall bird. then you're just asking for trouble.

... and just to recap: blowjob, impeachable offense. shoot a guy in the face, no problem.

Comments

[b-spider.livejournal.com]

Bravo, well said, etc, etc...

The truth of the situation is sad/absurd enough,...the late night comics don't even have to try with this one.

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

I was wondering when someone was going to come up with the Elmer Fudd analogy.

Funny; I was saying the same thing to my dad last night.

[strangeanimal.livejournal.com]

I actually swiped it from (I think) the cover of the NY Post.

[viridescence13]

Shoot a guy and cause him to have a heart attack. And not tell anybody until a day later, once you're reasonably sure that you didn't kill him.

Cheney is the devil. For reals.

[elfie-elfie.livejournal.com]

He has a way out, you know. He's already found it figuratively. Now he just has to pull the trigger, and shoot himself in the foot FOR REAL.

impeachable

[timspleen.livejournal.com]

I think he was impeached for lying about the blowjob, not for receiving it. A technicality, yes, but still.

So what happens if the President accidentally shoots someone in the face while receiving a blowjob? Which one trumps the other? Do they combine or off-set one another?

(This only applies to Clinton -- knowing Bush he'd accidentally shoot -himself- in the face during the bj)

re: the icon

[rymo.livejournal.com]

Fantastic.