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strangeanimal... no work tomorrow yayyyyyyyy!
... yoinked from various.
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I'll have to agree with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
deathbytamarind on this one... as tempting as it is to say Bush, they'd just replace him with someone worse (Dead-Eye Dick Cheney, *shudder*). So, erm... Paris Hilton.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Ashlee Simpson.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
There isn't enough room to list them, believe me.
4. What is your favourite cheese?
Mozzarella... I'm not a cheese person by nature though.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
Grilled chicken breast, marinated in lemon butter with just a bit of garlic. Crisp romaine lettuce and a few rings of spanish onion. On a bulkie roll.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Natalie Portman. Even with the buzzcut.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
If anyone doesn't know that my answer to this question is Shania Twain, they must be new to these parts.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Go to Tarzhay withrdcf and go nuts.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
If by right now you mean RIGHT NOW, as in middle of the winter? Erm, can't really think of a particular warm place.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
A cheesy souvenir t-shirt and a local beer.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Jack.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Montreal, mid-19th century... I remember seeing all the pictures of when most of the city was farmland, I'd love to be able to see my old haunts way back then.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Be excellent to each other.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Throw Eggs At Someone Famous But Useless. The premise should be self-explanatory.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck, and its derivatives. Motherfucker being a particularly good one.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Yell out "LOOK! Brendan Fraser!" and then hightail it out of there.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
The safe. ;)
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Hold my wife.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Superspeed, so I can get anywhere really quickly, or use my super-speedy legs to be super-powerful.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
My wedding, including the giggling.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The Fabrikant shootings.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where?
Do I get to go back to Canada? If so, then yeah.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Hurley's.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out, I can fucking FLOAT!!"
I'd just generally float around Boston, and freak out the tourists on the Duck Boats.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Elvis.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandfather, because I never met him but apparently resemble him.
... yoinked from various.
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I'll have to agree with
deathbytamarind on this one... as tempting as it is to say Bush, they'd just replace him with someone worse (Dead-Eye Dick Cheney, *shudder*). So, erm... Paris Hilton.2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Ashlee Simpson.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
There isn't enough room to list them, believe me.
4. What is your favourite cheese?
Mozzarella... I'm not a cheese person by nature though.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
Grilled chicken breast, marinated in lemon butter with just a bit of garlic. Crisp romaine lettuce and a few rings of spanish onion. On a bulkie roll.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Natalie Portman. Even with the buzzcut.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
If anyone doesn't know that my answer to this question is Shania Twain, they must be new to these parts.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Go to Tarzhay with
rdcf and go nuts. 9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
If by right now you mean RIGHT NOW, as in middle of the winter? Erm, can't really think of a particular warm place.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
A cheesy souvenir t-shirt and a local beer.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Jack.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Montreal, mid-19th century... I remember seeing all the pictures of when most of the city was farmland, I'd love to be able to see my old haunts way back then.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Be excellent to each other.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Throw Eggs At Someone Famous But Useless. The premise should be self-explanatory.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck, and its derivatives. Motherfucker being a particularly good one.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Yell out "LOOK! Brendan Fraser!" and then hightail it out of there.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
The safe. ;)
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Hold my wife.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Superspeed, so I can get anywhere really quickly, or use my super-speedy legs to be super-powerful.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
My wedding, including the giggling.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The Fabrikant shootings.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where?
Do I get to go back to Canada? If so, then yeah.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Hurley's.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out, I can fucking FLOAT!!"
I'd just generally float around Boston, and freak out the tourists on the Duck Boats.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Elvis.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandfather, because I never met him but apparently resemble him.
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Date: 2006-02-20 01:09 am (UTC)I do like your "Take On Me"-style icon, though.
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Date: 2006-02-20 01:19 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-02-20 05:05 am (UTC)Ashlee Simpson.
I love you for this.
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Date: 2006-02-21 04:36 am (UTC)Mwaaa ha ha!