and another meme. I'm all memey.
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thothmeister tagged me, ergo I post.
Here are the five most effective things to bribe me with. Money is way too easy, so I'm not listing it.
1. Power. You know how some people say power corrupts? I promise I'd be no more corrupt than I am now.
2. A big ol' house. Not a McMansion, just a house with, to paraphrase George Carlin, enough room for all of our stuff.
3. World peace. I'm a sucker for anyone who can deliver that... whenever the Miss America contestants say they'll work towards it, I just get all gooey.
4. Chocolate. Because one of the things on the list has to be attainable!
5. A monkey. A smart one, who's been broken of the whole flinging poo thing.
... and I'm supposed to tag people, but nah. Post if you feel like it.
thothmeister tagged me, ergo I post.Here are the five most effective things to bribe me with. Money is way too easy, so I'm not listing it.
1. Power. You know how some people say power corrupts? I promise I'd be no more corrupt than I am now.
2. A big ol' house. Not a McMansion, just a house with, to paraphrase George Carlin, enough room for all of our stuff.
3. World peace. I'm a sucker for anyone who can deliver that... whenever the Miss America contestants say they'll work towards it, I just get all gooey.
4. Chocolate. Because one of the things on the list has to be attainable!
5. A monkey. A smart one, who's been broken of the whole flinging poo thing.
... and I'm supposed to tag people, but nah. Post if you feel like it.
