gadgetry

Is it wrong that, of all of the gadgets that Rox and I have, one of my favorites is the shredder?

I think shredders appeal to the part of guys that would find new and creative ways as a boy to destroy stuff... my friends and I would melt GI Joes (the small plastic ones, as opposed to the big Barbie-sized ones) with airplane glue. Not for any play value ("Hey! Let's be Cobra and torture the Joes!"), but more just to see what Storm Shadow would look like as a pile of melted plastic. (The answer: like a pile of melted plastic.)

So yeah, shredders. Adults get to destroy stuff in the privacy of their homes or offices. And it helps you avoid identity theft. Also makes great confetti if you shred multi-colored junk mail.

I should write ad copy for Iron Mountain or something.

yoink!!

... yoinked from thursby, another one of those many-questioned memes where you find out stuff about me, and go "huh. I did not know that about him. I wish to be more like him.", thus making my time and effort justified.

1. First name?
Patrick

( can you STAND the anticipation? Click already!! )